Friday, December 22, 2006

Khao San

The Khao San of Bangkok is the epicenter of backpacker culture in Southeast Asia, a neon gateway between hemispheres. For arrivals fresh from the airport and foggy-minded with jet-lag, that first hesitant walk under the unfamiliar weight of a pack is an initiation, an onslaught of weirdness and possibility. To veterans, like the dreadlocked Kiwi who escaped Phnom Penh in the trunk of a taxi and walked for three days from the Cambodian border to reach Bangkok in time to catch his Christmas flight to Auckland, Khao San is a re-entry portal, one last stop on a long trip home.

Khao San is a place that transcends the very idea of authenticity. The road is a tourist trap grown to the point of self sustaining parody, a carnival of players permanently passing though. As a tourist attraction, it is perhaps the only place in the world where the sightseers are themselves the sight to see.

The street hawkers who make their living on Khao San are by and large also from away, economic migrants who stand with arms full of hammocks amidst the flow of travelers. Their business is to attract attention, to make people stop and do a double take, maybe dig out the camera for a photo and make an impulse buy. Some don false noses and Santa hats, others wander about croaking like frogs. One daring man squats behind a display of T-shirts and squirts passersby with a water pistol, smiling nervously when his targets whirl around.

Perhaps Khao San is a vision of the future, an impersonal post-cultural service economy where all transactions are conducted in broken English and everyone is always on the move, a place that only a stray dog could consider home. But, as the pink neon sign at the head of the road reminds us, it’s not where you go, but who you meet that matters. When nothing about a place makes sense anymore, people will still be walking past, clutching Lonely Planets and wolfing down Pad Thai.

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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Back to Bangkok

One thing I love about Southeast Asia is that antibiotics (along with just about any other medicine you could want) are available over the counter. The Ciproflaxin gladiators won the battle with whatever vicious bacterial villians had colonized my gut, allowing me to enjoy a week on Koh Phi Phi, perhaps the most striking of the Thai islands.

Phi Phi is terribly overdeveloped, to the point that those who knew the island 15 years ago generally refuse to go back, preferring to keep their memories as spotless and pure as the white sand beaches once were. Still, some parts of the island, if not unspoiled, are at least peaceful. I stayed at Phi Phi Hill, a bungalow operation perched high on a hillside ten minutes by long-tail taxi boat from the crowded guesthouse ghetto on Ao Ton Sai, the main beach. My spacious bungalow was just 600 baht and had a great ocean view from the front porch. The Hill was so low key and slow paced that I actually found myself wishing that Dostoevsky could have made Crime and Punishment a little bit longer. Yikes.

On a more unfortunate note, my wallet went missing from my bunk on the night train to Bangkok from Surat Thani. The railway police couldn’t have been more professional, but I don’t expect to get anything back. Let us all reflect on the impermanence of material wealth.

This morning I cracked open a paper for the first time in weeks and - WHAM WHAM WHAM – two pieces of big news jumped out from the pages of the Bangkok Post. See below…

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